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101 Helpful Hints to Survive a Horror Movie
As the title saids, Me and my sister have come up with a list of 101 Hints to Survive a Horror Movie~ Please read and follow them if you ever find yourself in a 'horror movie' situation ^^ ♥ (haha, what boredom does to you.)

101 Helpful Hints to Survive a Horror Movie

1. Never go up the stairs unless you know another way down and out.
2. When running, never look back. (You’ll either fall down or run into something).
3. Don’t give any personal information over the phone to someone you don’t know. (Especially how many people are present.. Unless it’s a lot).
4. Never go into an unfamiliar place alone.
5. Grab anything you can swing at someone. (Even if it’s small, it can still hurt).
6. Never go looking for the killer.
7. Never split-up! Stay in groups… large groups.
8. Wear comfy shoes, because you know you’ll be running.
9. Lock doors when you enter the bathroom. (Have you seen Psycho??)
10. Don’t leave deadly weapons lying around. (Such as knifes, guns, and long sticks. Keep them well hidden!)
11. Never fully trust people you just met.
12. Know your friends’ history and/or background.
13. Never get the car with strangers. (Come on.. You should have known this one.)
14. Never trust the quiet ones.
15. If something’s coming at you, don’t stand and scream.. RUN!
16. Never say “Who’s there?”.. you might get an answer.
17. When in hiding, remain still and absolutely quiet.
18. Don’t have sex when you know a killer is lose! (Do I even need to list the movies this applies to??)
19. Do not get wasted! (Drinking is bad.. when a killer is loose).
20.Don’t get high! No drugs of any kind! (Wow.. We just listed off two of the rules from Scream).
21. Never go back for a personal item. It’ll still be there later..!
22. Never go to the bathroom in the last stall.
23. When you enter a room and the lights will not come on, turn away!!
24. Do not talk to the killer.. No good would come from it.
25. If you hear footsteps, it’s probably not mice, get the hell out of there!
26. It’s never just the wind. RUN!
27. If a doll moves and you think it was just a trick of the eye.. be safe, bust that doll up and burn it!
28. If you see a moving shadow, do not ignore it. Leave..
29. To make sure your killer is dead make sure to put a hole in his heart, head, and throat. Then shoot or hit a few more places to be safe.
30. If your killer is chasing you and you have a gun handy, shoot his kneecaps, he’ll stop running. When done, refer to #29.
31. Plan ahead. Know your store or building hours so you won’t get locked in.
32. Never stay late after work.
33. When you are a tourist, don’t trust people who are a little too friendly. (*cough* Hostel *cough*)
34. When you get in your car, lock your doors before starting the engine.
35. Also, check you backseat whenever getting into a vehicle.
36. Also, with cars, be sure to get into a car that you know will be able to start up!
37. While running, don’t bother hiding behind something. He. Will. Find. You.
38. Don’t temp urban legends.
39. Never go into a graveyard after night.
40. Never let your guard down, it is -never- safe.
41. Don’t look under the bed or in the closet.. you just know something will be there, so just get out!
42. If you hear tapping at the window, never go check it.. something will happen or someone will see you.
43. If you see a clown who looks like he’s out of place.. back away.
44. See a figure standing there, staring at you? It’s not a friend.
45. Keep your nose out of the books. Don’t read any scriptures!
46. Don’t trust the water! Tap = evil in horror movies. (Hint: Cabin Fever)
47. While running through your neighborhood, yell for help continually, or knock on a neighbor’s door you know or a neighbor who’s lights are on.
48. Pulling sheets over your head will not protect you.
49. If a killer believes you’re dead, remain “dead” until someone else arrives. (Primarily paramedics).
50. Unless you’re a detective, do not try to solve the mystery of the past.
51. Never stay the night in a place that is claimed to be haunted. (Especially one no one else will be in).
52. If you see something coming out of something, don’t watch, leave!
53. Silence isn’t always a good thing.
54. If the lights go out, most likely it’s not the fuse.
55. If an animal stops making noise all-of-a-sudden, take that as a hint!
56. Rowing out to the middle of the lake will do no good.
57. If there’s any odd scents in the air, do not light a match, or try and find out what it is.
58. When dealing with vampires, werewolves, etc. Don’t necessarily believe what you’ve read in books.
59. Never follow an eerie figure.
60. Don’t believe you’re safe just because you are young or of the female gender.
61. Don’t taunt your enemies.. you might need them later.
62. Also, don’t’ taunt those who are ‘lesser’ than you.. they might be useful or might be the killer.
63. Seducing the killer will not benefit you.
64. Never approach a meteor that just fell to Earth.. You don’t know where it’s been!
65. Every window is an exit, just find a way to break it.
66. Before moving into a new place, look up its history. (Don’t want to move into a place above an Indian burial ground, do you?)
67. Have caller ID on all phones. Don’t know the number, don’t pick up!
68. If someone gives you a drink and you don’t know them, pour it out when they’re not looking. (Just in case).
69. Duck when you hear a car going slowly by.
70. When outside, stay in well lit areas.. Mainly for -you- to be able to see.
71. If someone’s head can turn fully around, they might be dangerous.
72. Just because someone is young, don’t rule them out as being the killer! (The Omen.. ring a bell?)
73. Bug spray may not work on over-sized insects.
74. If someone is wearing a mask, they’re obviously hiding something. Go away or find out when a lot of people are around.
75. If you’re at someone’s house and find a lot of pictures and articles on people that were killed.. you might have found the killer.
76. If someone yells “Don’t move!” Don’t move an inch or even turn your head, just ask “Why?”
77. Never go near a static filled TV!
78. Stay away from anything with the numbers ‘666’ or ‘13’ on it.
79. If you accidentally kill someone.. Don’t hide it, just go to the authorities and explain it was an accident! Don’t want a vengeful ghost on you, do you??
80. When at a funeral, if you see someone not dressed in black, they probably know something you don’t about the dead body.. Like how it was killed! (KILLER HINT!)
81. Just because something is cute and fluffy doesn’t mean it’s sweet and nice.. All the time.
82. Priests can’t help you, don’t bother trying. (Unless you want to piss off the spirit, ghost, evil being, etc.)
83. Don’t live in the middle of nowhere.
84. Don’t lock anyone, or anything, in the basement, attic, or closet. (If they’re the killer, they’ll find a way out or if they’re innocent, they’ll get killed while being trapped.)
85. Never mess with anyone that knows voodoo!
86. If you go out to eat, don’t go to a family owned restaurant. (You might be eating people or you might become dinner yourself.)
87. Pay attention to signs! (Like “Don’t Enter”, “Beware”, or “Population: 436”).
88. On holidays, remember that friendly seeming characters (like Santa, the Easter Bunny, or even Baby New Year) might be dangerous.
89. While escaping a killer, never take the elevator unless you're 1-2 hallways ahead of them. (So you have time to get in and let the doors close).
90. Don’t go back for a friend.. they’re most likely a goner.
91. If you run into a room, house, etc., never stay near the door! (locked or otherwise)
92. Never go down a dirt road.. It only leads to trouble.
93. Don’t plan any get-a-way on Friday the 13th or Halloween. (Unless where you live usually had killings on these days).
94. Always listen to the crazies.. they know what they’re talking about!
95. If one of your loved ones become the undead, just kill them! It might be hard, but rather you keep your arm instead of feeding it to them instead?
96. If scientists in, or near your city, say they created a ‘super human’ or some type of gene to ‘help the body’, move away. Far, far away.
97. Never bring anyone or anything back from the dead.
98. Don’t move into a glass house.
99. Don’t peek through holes in the wall. (Wither it be in a house, bathroom stall, or fun house.)
100. If you or someone you know starts having memory flashes about someone you supposedly just met, make sure to never bump into that person again. (Just in case.)
101. Never watch a horror movie while inside a horror movie. Nothing good can come from it..!

Take care

~Joy